The Heckler’s Scouting Report for the Jacksonville game will be available only at the game this Saturday, May 23rd. Written by David Martin, aka @offensive_loons, it’s sure to give you all the ammunition you’ll need to make sure that Jacksonville hears you.
Some of our favorite parts include:
From 8 “Facts” about Jacksonville –
4. Legendary rock artists Lynyrd Skynyrd originated in Jack- sonville, their hometown pride presumably inspiring such Jack- sonville-infused classics as “That Smell,” “The Needle and the Spoon,” and “Sweet Home Alabama.”
From Bochy Hoyos’s Scouting Report –
Key Statistic – 527. Bochy Hoyos has logged 527 minutes for Jacksonville this year, each minute a grain of sand slipping irretrievably from his fingers, mortality climbing higher as of a tide rising to pull him into the boundless sea as time ebbs away and leaves him as he came to the world: nothing more than inconsequential dust. He currently ranks seventh on the team in this category.